I was passing by the Catholic church today and noticed, again, the attire of the women and girls. They were, without exception, wearing skirts and dresses above the knee and clingy blouses and open toed shoes. Clubwear, basically.
I had always wondered about this in the past, but today... an epiphany.
This mode of dress HAD to have been mandated by the College of Bishops for one sole purpose:
To keep the priest's minds off of the altar boys!
Wow. So simple. I'm surprised I never thought of it before.